Oh the things we say! continued..

That's right there's lots of f***ed up in this house. We have the weirdest conversations.l I don't know why, it just happens so I might as well share since people find us entertaining.

Family chat one evening with Miss.S

Miss.S - There's an antidote in the air! Where can we find it?

Me - The doctor?

Nick - Shaman or witchdoctor...i dunno

Me - oo ee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang!

She thinks we are informative and funny :D



Now and even more f***ed up conversation between Nick and I last night. It all started with a rash. On his shoulder neck area. I said it looks like a vampire was snackin on him. And now he's infected and will turn into a vampire/zombie hybrid. We were all like f***! How are we supposed to battle a vampire-zombie?

Problem # 1 - If its half zombie it can go out in sunlight

Problem # 2  - A stake through the heart will not be good enough.

Problem # 3  - Not allergic to garlic

Problem # 4  - They won't just find your blood tasty, they will find ALL of you tasty.
                       NOM NOM NOM!

Problem # 5  - Can probably teleport or turn into bats

Problem # 6  - May still wear a cape which looks sexy on vampires but a zombie wearing one is kinda wrong...it just not done.

Problem # 7 - Crosses won't burn them.

Problem # 8 - Blade is too busy not filing his income tax to save us

Problem # 9 - Vampires can seduce their victims...vampire-zombies will probably do the same.

So after thinking about how to kill a vampire-zombie we figured out the one common weakness between the two. You must destroy the head. Its the only way and yes I'm aware that its a bit messy and probably tricky with all its special abilities. I recommend if you come across any vampire-zombies that you do not kill it on nice carpets and preferably outdoors where you can hose down the area of the slaying. If we are being attacked we must find the easiest and fastest way to clean so we can continue to defend ourselves.



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