cake! yummmm....ok not so yum...ok some i would eat

Here is some amazing yet horrible baby shower cakes. A friend shared this on facebook so now I have to share since it kinda fits in here with all the other fucked up.  Enjoy!
http://www.ivillage.com/awkward-baby-shower-cakes-backseat-birther/6-b-368385#459183


Also I found a small animal scull but couldnt buy it and now im sad. The place was doing an auction day so i couldnt just buy shit i guess, they wanted me to come back and bid for it. Im  going back tomorrow to see if its still there and if they will just sell it to me. I was thinking of naming it Zoro(yeah like that dude that makes "Z" with his sword whenever he kicks someone ass).  If I get my hands on it I will share on here.

Update and scary youtube videos.

Here's a slightly interesting and boring update followed by videos...

First, my sister got married. The wedding was beautiful and fancy and we all had a great time.                 
                                      Me and Rye playing with flowers. He's so handsome in his tux!

Second, I had to change my phone number and now its killing me to remember it everytime someone asks for it.  I hate changing numbers :(

Third, I bought a pool for the kids. Its big and the best 200$ I have ever spent.  The kids are very happy with me....not Rye though. He's scared of it. He prefers his little baby pool.

                       Soo worth it. No heat exhaustion for us! plus my kids spend hours in it and sleep well.


And I go for surgery on the 3rd.  Getting a masectomy and reconstruction. I'm scared shitless but I gotta do what i gotta do. Good thing about this? I get a bigger set plus I probably wont get boob cancer. If your wondering why I'm going for the masectomy its because I tested positive for BRCA1. Google it if you have no idea what that is.  Nick may or may not update on here. I'm going to tell him to atleast update on facebook so my phone doesnt ring non stop.


Heres some vids if your as bored as I am.

Remember this commercial?   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AuLkMBAFZg&list=LL9UyHI5ADFWoN0fdZv2SL4g&feature=mh_lolz


Now this has to be the scariest shit ive ever seen...    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDHSbrPZH4A&feature=related


And On a less frightening and exciting note...Breaking dawn trailor woot woot!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xOSoONDpY4

Can't wait to see it! anyways thats all for now. Laters.

Muahahaha My immune system is working again...I hope

Three weeks of illness was not fun. First I got the stomach flu on easter and was unable to eat for about 5 days then 2 of the kids got croup while I had bronchitis and then I got shingles because apparently my body hates me. Ive had several readers asking about my whereabouts so I thought I should give an explanation because my being sick and not writing on here is causing mass boredom.   If I become ill again and unable to write yall should come over and take care of my kids who will give you free entertainment. Ryker showed me a few minutes ago that he can moonwalk. I'm impressed. 

Ok so ya'll remember how I rambled on about an awesome demon toilet paper holder at the farmers market?





 I got it for my birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

The kids and I love him:P   I also got the felix the cat clock. I don't have a picture of that though.


So now for random shit on youtube time! woohoo!


I'm not sure if ive already shared this...its...well...uh..creepy but I can't look away.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD_IjVY&list=FL9UyHI5ADFWoN0fdZv2SL4g&index=1&feature=plpp_video

This is also really fucked up...my sister is to be blamed for me looking this up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjitsh0re3o

Well I must be on my way, Rye is determined to destroy my laptop which im using at the small craft table in hopes that if i blend in to their environment they wont notice that im not giving them 100% of my attention. Totally didnt work. They are demanding that I actually play with them even though thats what ive been doing all morning.  I just can't catch a break *sigh*

Lets chat about spring cleaning...and cleaning in general

I'm totally excited that warm weather is here(ish).  I love spring cleaning. I love putting away all the winter gear that clutters my front & back doors, I love opening the windows and freshening up the house and most of all dh has been working on pulling our patio furnature out in the yard. YIPEE!

Now I know some people hate cleaning...In all honesty I dont really like cleaning all that much either. What I hate more is having a dirty house. I can live with messy, lets face it I got 3 kids and my house has toys and art all over the place regardless of how many times a day I pick them up.  The chores that I do every day are cleaning the playroom, dining room and kitchen. The chores that get done a few times a week are bathroom and laundry plus I nag at the girls to clean their room and ryes room doesnt get overally messy and only takes a  minute to tidy so its not even really considered a chore. Everything else just kinda builds up untill spring or fall cleaning(yes I do a big clean in the fall aswell) or just whenever I got a chance.

Some people I know complain that things don't get done because they honestly dont know where to start.  I've been there so no worries, I'm not judgemental. I was a slob when suffering through post partum depression. I was so overwhelmed that cleaning was just not something I could manage very well. Id rush to clean the dishes and hide messes before Nick got home from work(just to clarify he's not an ass to me about housework, I was the only one freaking out). That turned into a completely different issue because eventually I had to go through random hidden boxes of stuff and junk drawers and reorganize everything.

 Hopefully anyone who is struggling to get a head start on cleaning will be able to just follow along to my simple instructions. 

First you need cleaning supplies. Several rags, paper towel, all purpose cleaner(You can mix water and vinigar for this or use whatever you find at the store), window cleaner (vinigar works fine for windows aswell) and a scrubby thing. You will also want a garbage bag(or many) and a big box for any stuff you want to donate.
For me I always start my cleaning in the kitchen. Its the center part of my house and the room that I insist on being clean at all times, plus its where my cleaning supplies are. You may want to start from front of the house to the back. So for me that would be starting at my bedroom or front entry, then dining room and kids rooms, kitchen and bathroom then the living/play room.  Write down the order you want to clean.

Clear all surfaces, Throw out garbage and anything thats still good but you dont need then donate, rest of stuff just put it away. Next you wipe down surfaces with disinfectant. Move onto next room. Continue through the house. Use rags to disinfect surfaces except in the washroom. Please use paper towel when cleaning your toilet everything else you can use a rag. Once you do this with every room its time to look at door handles and walls. If you are in the kitchen you will need to clean your cupboards, front of dishwasher if you got one and fridge(as in taking everthing off it and wiping down). So get a fresh bucket of cleaner or vinigar and a rag. Look at the walls. I bet they are dirty so don't skip this. Find a starting point and work your way around the wall and disinfecting door handles(very important). Doors to outside tend to be a nightmare so be prepared to scrub around those. For any difficult marks then you can used Mr.Clean eraser but I do try to encourage mostly natural cleaners. Now once your done that its the most dreaded chore of all. WINDOWS. Yup those need to be cleaned aswell. I will admit that its mostly Nick who cleans our windows. I either never remember or I find something else to clean :P
So now that you have tidied and cleaned everywhere theres just one more thing to do. The floors. Sweep or vacume. Don't cheat and get behind and under the furnature at least every couple months. Then wash the floors. When I have time I wash them by hand but for every day touch ups I used my swiffer or mop.  And if your thinking I'm one of those people who have a spotless perfect house then your very wrong. My walls are covered in kid stuff, Theres toys scattered from one end to the other and the computer desk has been cluttered for years even though I have made several attempts at fixing that and my girls room only gets a good cleaning every couple months because it involves protective gear and some liquid courage. Last time we cleaned the girls room there was a bunch of yelling and fighting and my mom hiding under my dining room table because according to her I have a scary mom voice. I don't recall where Nick was. Maybe hiding in the basement with the laundry.

Oh and a tip to keep the house clean on days that you don't actually plan to do a good clean, watch for sales on disinfectant wipes. I prefer Green Works or Lysol. Noname wipes work fine aswell. I didn't like the clorox that much but I will use it if its on for a really good sale. They work great for everything and its fast. If you keep some in every room(in a safe spot so the little ones dont get them) then your not running around trying to find the cleaner and rags. I know you can make them but I havent tried that yet but planning to experiment soon. Also for encouraging the kids to help clean just wet a cloth in water and ask them to wash their toys. My kids would rather do some washing instead of picking up so I let them. I also give them a little dish soap and the hose and have them clean their outdoor toys every spring :) Happy cleaning everyone! Hope this post was helpful or at least a little motivating.

Happy Hippity Hop Day!!!!

Hope everyone has a great Easter!

If your Easter is crappy I found an amazing video on how to make popcorn shrimp to make your weekend a little magical....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7UmUX68KtE&list=FL9UyHI5ADFWoN0fdZv2SL4g&index=1&feature=plpp_video

Your Welcome.  Seriously though popcorn shrimp is really good.



I'll be back with egg adventure pictures on Monday. Till then I hope that Nick doesnt talk about Anti- gravity bread machines anymore. That conversation was caused by our loud bread machine that sounds like it may blow up half my house.  Don't think on that too hard...I swear it only results in migranes.

I'm BAAACK!

Sup?

Anyways now that I have a new modem and laptop is starting to like life again I have returned. Apparently I'm missed here by a number of people and have recieved harrassing messages to come back and write unimportant shit that doesn't make sense to half the world but enjoyed by a few weirdo's :P

Shall we do a little boring update?

Miss.V Is doing well and a bit of a smart ass recently(I dunno where she gets that from...).  She has had to deal with a bully at school recently and has handled herself well during the tough time and I'm very proud and want to stick my toung out at the bully and go "nanananana my kid is better than you" but havent because I'm a responsibleish person who is setting a good example for the kids. But seriously bullying is a terrible issue in the schools and we all need to work together and teach our children how to protect themselves aswell as teaching them to be nice to others(even if they don't like someone).

Miss.S is doing fantastic and amazes me everyday. She's socializing more and working hard with school work.

Rye is FINALLY walking and starting to talk....in a babbling non clear sort of way.

Nick and I started growing our vegie garden indoors a few weeks ago and the plants are growing super fast so I'm hoping for warmer weather soon so I can transfer them outside. This year we are growing cucumber, tomato, peas, parsnip, corn, lettuce and of course parsley because it makes all the other foods taste even better.

In other news I'm trying to convince Nick that we need a toilet monster because our doodoobird and pink sparkly skull that stalk the toilet are lonely. Nick being awesome then suggested a demon for the house aswell. Funny enough we saw a toiletpaper holding demon at the farmers market on saturday and I'm thinking someone should buy it for me for my upcoming birthday and everyone will get use out of it. Its the most logical birthday gift for me. Some people may not appreciate toilet roll holders but they suck and don't deserve presents.

Alright Nick is texting me and thats distracting me from my thoughts and im sure hes only making me text because im tired and can no longer spell and im sure he's at his desk giggling at my unintentional horrible messages. Later.

Time out from posting

....because my stupid laptop hates me and decided to break down.
Using Miss.V's computer to post this while she is in school. I'm saddened by this as I had an amazing post to make on Leprechaun day and couldn't. Our friend is fixing it for us so hopefully I can get back to entertaining you all :)

I shall return soon!

Well I got a job at home.

Selling Avon oooo aaahhh.

Anyways If your interested contact me at april-sharp@hotmail.com and put Avon as the subject so I don't delete it.


An entertaining post is coming soon...waiting for jessica to draw pictures. Apparently she is slow at it. I'm now expecting perfection.


That is all.

Let me introduce

The newest member of our family. He arrived today. He was a delightful suprise. It was love at first sight.

My father in law bought it for us.

Thanks dad!!!!! <3

Writing team???

Turns out I'm not the only f***ed up person in the world.

You know how I wrote a untrue story about my friend Ben? Well what started as one stupid story has turned into several. Ben, Jessica and I have gone a bit nuts and there will actually be a series of Ben and his crime fighting companions. Ben just hangs around so I can continue to get awesome idea's to write about and Jessica can draw so you all can enjoy those once they are finished. I think she's currently drawing grapes but I havent written about those yet so she probably should work on drawing up a picture for Ben's Adventure Part 2 which I have written but can't post without the picture I demanded she draw.
I'm really not sure how this all happened. I thought the first story was terrible. I guess that's what is liked about it so I have been asked to continue writing. I also never thought Id have a team for my writing. Maybe we will turn Ben's Adventures into graphic novels. Maybe not. This is a hobby for us because we might aswell put my crazy to good use and make it look good. Plus I think they are super bored and would rather play in my world because obviously my world is better.



oh and I want these.... may ask for them for my birthday. Nick made a sound of disgust so I'm guessing that he wont buy them for me. I'm devestated by my husbands lack of love for Lucy.
http://www.ebay.ca/itm/LOVE-LUCY-STRINGED-LIGHTS-SET-/330696025921?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_2&hash=item4cff04e741



Anyways my next post will hopefully contain Ben's Adventure Part 2. With a picture. Hoping to turn it into a poster. You will understand why when its done.

                                                   Having a goddamn fabulous night yall.

yay time for blogging

First a comic.

Ok now that I have FINALLY posted that(your welcome Ben) we can move on to other things.


Remember when I said that I may have a sleep disorder because I can't seem to sleep and stay awake all night? Well according to Nick I probably really do and should see my doctor. So he googled my symptoms and he diagnosed me with insomethingnia and told me that I'm taking melatonin to see if that works. Well it took us a while to find it. It fell behind the fridge. Apparently I should clean behind there more often.
Anyways he rescued it for me :) He's my hero.

And moving on to the topic that is Twitter. I joined. I know crazy. I said I wouldn't but thanks to peer pressure I did. And I have no idea how to use Twitter. Here is a convo over facebook between Fourmonkeys4me and I showing just how stupid I am when it comes to joining complicated sites.

And it just got worse from there. I thought last night that maybe after some sleep I would have a clear mind and figure it out this morning. This is so not the case. Here is my linky  https://twitter.com/#!/A3littlepiggies . Nothing exciting going on there yet but there may be in a few days if I figure it out.




Now onto something else that is new. My friend has started baking stuff for people. She's good at it.
Visit her here.
http://www.mommysyummybakedgoods.ca/

She currently has a contest for pet pics. According to her my cat's picture is not appropriate and she has to crop out Free Pussy.

That's Maverick.  He was like 10ish weeks old in this picture(the day we brought him home). He's a pussy and we got him for free which is why his first baby pic says Free Pussy.  Ya'll are sick to think otherwise :P

Alright my kids are now done making birthday card goodness and want to play. Have a great day!

Introducing Ben...

Ben is a friend.

                        Benjamin and I. We totally did the typical take picture of self thing that you see girls do on facebook


I met him in grade 9 french class while he was sitting next to a girl(you know who you are) putting paperclips in an outlet.

He texts alot so this will be much more confusing than usual as it will include what he says and she says and I'm already lost.


Anyways Ben likes unicorns.  Ben says he is AWESOME(he said it loud). He is helping me write about him. Ben says to add our friend Jessica D**n(I can't actually put her last name for privacy reasons). So yeah she is fabulous. And feeds me coffee sometimes. Coffee is good.


Back to Benjamin. Although we should call him BANJAMIN. You want a reason for that? It sounds excellent. You should all f***ing agree. 

He will be the star of an upcoming comic. About tanks...I can't tell you more because then there would be no point in making the comic about him and tanks.


Answer to Jessica's text to Ben :   No Jessica you cannot be an animal. Your human and your interupting my writing.


                           

                        A totally untrue story about Ben...


One day Ben decided that he would like a pet unicorn.
(Even I looked at him like he was crazy). Like really Ben get back in touch with reality!
Anyways he named his unicorn Sir. Spikeyspikeson. Well one day they were flying through the clouds when a flying armadello came along with a monkey(a real one) on its back. I know who woulda thought right? Ok so the monkey was all "HELP Ive been abducted by a armadello!". Ben trying to be all famous through my quiet little blog was all badass and drew his sword to battle the evil armadello. BUT he was tricked! Shocked right? It was really...

                 AN EVIL MONKEY!!!! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN

So Ben and Sir.Spikeyspikeson battled on for hours with the evil monkey in order to save the flying armadello. The poor armadello was traumatised by the entire ordeal and fainted on a cloud. The evil monkey lost the battle.

 I wont give details of the evil monkey's death just incase someones kid reads this crap. Your welcome for saving your kid from nights of nightmares.

Afterward the victorius Ben invited the armadello and Sir.Spikeyspikeson back to his log cabin deep within an enchanted forest for beer and to watch enchanted hockey.  The flying armadello turned out to be a nice fellow who also liked hockey and did the dishes since Ben doesn't like doing dishes. Oh and the armadellos name is potatoe. I don't think his mom liked him much and thought he would make a nice soup instead of a son but she was wrong because he can fly and is better than she is. Take that armadello mom. Anyways Ben, Sir.Spikeyspikeson and Potatoe joined a badass group to fight evil in the sky and in the enchanted forest because Ben is thoughtful like that and won't tolerate crazy people, creatures and drug dealing leprechauns.

Stay tuned for next weeks possible adventure!



That was part one of a possible series of Ben's adventures.  He helped write part of this...ok he didn't write shit but I just typed some of what he said including text from jessica. I'm not sure why she wants to be an animal either. She has kids so she probably lost her mind like I did a while back. That happens when you have kids. I'm gonna wrap this up now. I'm sure you all need to recover from this awe inspiring post about Ben. Have sweet f***ing dreams everyone.

I think my husband may be ignoring me now...

Because I emailed him this...


"theres no words for this...
http://www.ebay.ca/itm/Effigy-Human-type-head-pottery-Very-Unusual-/230750646394?pt=Art_Sculpture&hash=item35b9cf707a
His mouth would make wonderful storage for buttons or cigarette buts. We should totally get this for all the smokers who visit us. It would look great out on the patio and show them we care and want them to have a wonderful experience at our home. "



Again I should not be allowed on the Internet. Its almost as bad as me going into old thrift stores and dollar stores except on the Internet I rarely spend any money. I have a problem. I also found a rabbit head with antlers called a Jackalope. It would be perfect in my dining room but its alot of money and I already know that Nick will tell me no when he decides its safe to talk to me again. My birthday is in April if anyone needs a gift idea...

7 yr old wants to be older. I Will help the world with lack of sleeping....maybe.

My sweet baby girl is trying to grow up. Miss. V just tried to sneak to school wearing lipstick. She didn't think I would notice the bright red.

I can't believe its already starting >.<


Not looking forward to the teen years.


I need more coffee -_-


I think I have some sort of sleep disorder(I could be wrong, I don't know anything about those) because yet again I sat awake ALL night(this has been happening almost every night for about a year...maybe longer....time is a blur to me now). I'll go harass my doctor....once I've had more coffee that is.  I could find a midnight hobby so then I wont be bored while everyone is blissfully sleeping.  Maybe I'll write a book. I could help the world with a book. OR I could write a song. I can't sing though so I probably wont do that. Unless Britney Spears wants to sing it for me but I doubt ill be able to get a hold of her to ask. She would probably run away screaming at the sight of me approaching with my disastrous hair, smudged eye makeup and superman pyjamas. Is she on twitter? I could always join that site too but I'm really lazy and don't really post on my facebook so it wouldn't be responsible for me to join yet another site that I can't keep up with.


Oh and Ben there will be a comic soonish, I swear. It has been lowered on my unorganised priority list because Nick wants to go through everything in our house so it can get organised and less cluttered. We will be doing this for probably a long time. If I disappear from the blog for more than a couple days send a search party as I'm probably lost in my basement.

I really shouldnt window shop on the internet

because I find too much stuff that I want to buy but I have bills to pay so I can't.

I may start selling lemonade on my front yard so I can raise monies for this.
http://www.ebay.ca/itm/Bad-Taste-Bears-Dawn-Ted-Self-Catering-Figure-/280728171079?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item415cb3f247


Turns out theres a collection of zombie teddies!   Maybe I can buy them all for Nick for our anniversary. Six years should be something super amazing and zombie teddies is just the right anniversary gift.

He's sooo excited

....about poking his eye. Cutie!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW-bIn9iuvA&feature=g-logo&context=G2eb18b1FOAAAAAAAEAA




Wow we seriously forgot how to spell "excited". That's enough wine for us tonight!   And now excited is too drastic according to nick.



oh and the spell check didn't know how to spell excited either. I'm not the only stupid one.

My hopes and dreams are shattered

Nick is not a zombie. I'm a bit sad. Id be famous for having a zombie husband but he just shattered all my hopes and dreams.  We would have looked great on magazines.

 He cleaned the kitchen at 6am for me, fed the girls peanutbutter and jam bun sandwiches because we are out of bread and fed ryker a bottle while holding his breath because he doesn't want rye to get sick as Rye has no immune system and finally recovered from a nasty cold and we don't want to see what would happen if he got the flu. 

That was a pretty amazing run on sentence.   That takes mad skill ya'll.

The point of that run on sentence though is that my husband is not a zombie...maybe...he did hold his breath to feed Rye which only someone who doesn't need to breath can do.  Like a ZOMBIE.  I'm I confusing anyone yet?

Big Me and Little Me!

Ok so remember I said on my post about health and fitness that I would do before and after pics so ya'll can see my weightloss success so far? Well here they are.

                                          Dec2007 with Miss.V and Miss.S

            

This is my size now one baby later from the above pic. I'm not as skinny as I used to be but im healthy and proud of myself. I worked hard for a very long time to lose the weight that I had put on with my second pregnancy then had to lose 3rd pregnancy weight. It didn't just go away on its own and I'm hoping my success will encourage others to eat healthy foods and be active.

 Not the most flattering picture, I was worried for the wellbeing of my camera as I was letting Miss.V take the picture. And YES I have a KISS poster in my kitchen lol  

wtf... Nick is really sick???

So it turns out my husband isn't a god or robot.

 He NEVER gets sick. The occasional sniffle and injury is all he gets. Now I'm freaking because he's actually really sick. Seriously Nick your not supposed to get sick. Ever. Seeing you laying in bed all fevered and helpless is breaking my heart and makes me worry. I'm kinda disappointed though because I was thinking he was maybe a indestructible robot or something super cool and bad ass like that. Turns out he's human with a usually awesome immune system that no longer likes him. I know he's f***ing lucky right? Ok if his immune system no longer works then he's not that lucky but luckier than me so he still wins.

 I get sick all the time even though I live a healthy life( clean, eat healthy and exercise). Probably from being a stay at home parent and having kids get their germs all over me. I should stick them in a bubble for my own protection. Or hire a nanny to deal with their germs and when they have been scrubbed clean I will play with them and teach them stuff like how to pull pranks on grandparents and Beatles lyrics.

So back to Nick, If The walking dead show is correct about the symptoms of someone turning into a zombie then I'm fucked because Nick is all fevered, headache, neck and back pain, chills and his belly isn't feeling great either. How am I supposed to sleep with a could be zombie? Would that be considered cheating? I know its him but not really him if he's zombie Nick right? Would it be ok if I remarry him? I still have my wedding dress and I've lost enough pregnancy weight that I can get into it again even though its a bit tight. I don't think zombie Nick will care too much. Chances are he has the flu and I'm f***ed because I'll probably get it too even though I'm trying to avoid him and gargling mouthwash and drinking wine because i read articles that say wine and other booze prevents illness. All should be well soon though unless I turn into a super hot zombie bride. Can't complain too much there because I wont be chased by zombies and I wont have to worry about if its cheating if he's a zombie.  Like really who doesn't want to be a super hot zombie bride? I could build an army of zombies and be royalty and bake brain pies for all my adorable zombie babies. I'd make a wonderful caring zombie bride mother....with nice hair. Problem solved. Your welcome everyone. Yet again I have fixed all the problems that I have created in my own awe inspiring head.

Cloth wipes. Another non entertaining informative post.

So I mentioned cloth wipes in my cloth diapering post a while back but thought I could chat more about cloth wipes and how easy they are to make. Since my sciatia pain is currently severe I am unable to do much so I decided today that I would catch up on some sewing and make Miss.V a belt and some more wipes for Rye.  Wipes are VERY easy to make. I use whatever material I have on hand. Typically flannel or fleece.You can also cut up old towels and use those and they work great. The only reason why I don't have too many of those is because Ryes skin is sensitive and the material is a bit rough for him.  You can make the wipes any size you want. I never bother measuring because im usually using scraps of material and make whatever size can be managed. Some are small while others are much larger.  

So to start take whatever material you have and cut into squares. Whatever size you like. I usually stick to 5-7inches but again not always possible when using scrap material.


So I make the wipes with 2 layers of flannel. Put the together with printed sides facing out. Just like in the picture.

Next I use the zigzag setting on my sewing machine and go around twice. I want to make sure they don't fall apart in the wash. After you do that cut close to the edge.

And viola! You have reusable wipes!  You don't need to use soap. Just wet with warm water and use.

These are easy to wash. If you cloth diaper then just put them in the washer with the diapers. If you don't cloth diaper you can wash these in the laundry sink by hand and will only take a moment to do. Just wash in very warm water and a little detergent and then rinse well. Squeeze out extra water and you can hang them up to dry or put them in the dryer.

These wipes are adorable and cost me very little or nothing to make and they are not uncomfortable for my baby.


 If anyone is interested in reusable wipes but does not sew feel free to leave a comment and we can see if we can work something out :) 

A post about absolutly nothing and everything ...

..Because I'm just that amazing. Muahahahaha!

So I finally got to the chiropractor this evening. Definatly did a number on myself....again. For all of you who don't know, when I was pregnant with Rye I took a fall on the staires. I ended up f***ing up my back and pinching my sciatic nerve. http://www.medicinenet.com/sciatica/article.htm <--This explains it because im to lazy to. Once I started putting on 3rd trimester pregnancy weight I stuggled to walk. My leg would go numb which caused me to fall a few times. Other times my leg tingled like it was falling asleep. I suffered from severe pain through my lower back and hip untill I started recieving treatment at my chiropractor. I seriously reccommend seeing one because they can help fix the problem, not cover it up with painkillers that leave you stoned and useless.

To this day I still have to put up with it and its hard to say if this is temporary or not. Usually its just an occasional pain that passes quickly or easily dealt with Advil, but the past 2 days its been severe. Walking has been a challenge for me.  

So now that the kids and Nick are sleeping I'm bored and can't really do anything useful. Now I spend my precious time writing posts(which i need to catch up on anyways) and looking up horrible things on urban dictionary (don't go to that site mom because you may have a heart attack if you do). And no I do not have cable to entertain myself with. I can't afford to sit around watching stupid shows and my focus is horrible so Id get bored 5 minutes into a show anyways. Id rather use my brain even if I'm using it for stupid things because its better then not using it at all. See I'm even smart when I'm being stupid. Not many people have that kind of talent.

So now I will share what I'm watching on youtube for the simple fact that when I created this blog I didn't click the option of it being adult content so I have to share things that are somewhat appropriate like people being chased by llamas and some of my favourite music. If your bored then check this shit out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGinm6KIC4Q&list=FL9UyHI5ADFWoN0fdZv2SL4g&index=52&feature=plpp_video  - guy gets chased by a super adorable llama.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3iFhLdWjqc&list=FL9UyHI5ADFWoN0fdZv2SL4g&index=67&feature=plpp_video  - my kids love this. Anything to do with cats they love which is why I should get more cats but nick says no because vet bills are too much.


And my new addiction(don't worry its not drugs)  LITERAL VIDEOS! yay

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsZ-BMKVbSc&list=FL9UyHI5ADFWoN0fdZv2SL4g&index=128&feature=plpp_video  - love is a battlefeild

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZaiB9jYCxI  - Safety dance  hehehehehe



Now for some other good tunes..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0&feature=relmfu   The Creep by the lonely island (not for kids)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9rwKjZpBTo&list=FL9UyHI5ADFWoN0fdZv2SL4g&index=5&feature=plpp_video Skrillex. Check out there other stuff, its pretty good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8Epg24Er8w&feature=BFa&list=FL9UyHI5ADFWoN0fdZv2SL4g&lf=plpp_video  Infadels - Jagger 67

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhgvWLs2rsM Kerli - Army of love

You should check out Kerli's other stuff as she has some good tunes.

So I have done my job in either entertaining you all or boring you to death. Either way I'm happy to help. If you haven't already please go to facebook and LIKE Save Bethesda. You suck if you don't.  The link is on yesterday's post if you have trouble finding it.


Also let me know what you think about the new layout. Either in the comment section or through email. Doesn't matter to me, just want a little feedback.