Time out from posting

....because my stupid laptop hates me and decided to break down.
Using Miss.V's computer to post this while she is in school. I'm saddened by this as I had an amazing post to make on Leprechaun day and couldn't. Our friend is fixing it for us so hopefully I can get back to entertaining you all :)

I shall return soon!

Well I got a job at home.

Selling Avon oooo aaahhh.

Anyways If your interested contact me at april-sharp@hotmail.com and put Avon as the subject so I don't delete it.


An entertaining post is coming soon...waiting for jessica to draw pictures. Apparently she is slow at it. I'm now expecting perfection.


That is all.

Let me introduce

The newest member of our family. He arrived today. He was a delightful suprise. It was love at first sight.

My father in law bought it for us.

Thanks dad!!!!! <3

Writing team???

Turns out I'm not the only f***ed up person in the world.

You know how I wrote a untrue story about my friend Ben? Well what started as one stupid story has turned into several. Ben, Jessica and I have gone a bit nuts and there will actually be a series of Ben and his crime fighting companions. Ben just hangs around so I can continue to get awesome idea's to write about and Jessica can draw so you all can enjoy those once they are finished. I think she's currently drawing grapes but I havent written about those yet so she probably should work on drawing up a picture for Ben's Adventure Part 2 which I have written but can't post without the picture I demanded she draw.
I'm really not sure how this all happened. I thought the first story was terrible. I guess that's what is liked about it so I have been asked to continue writing. I also never thought Id have a team for my writing. Maybe we will turn Ben's Adventures into graphic novels. Maybe not. This is a hobby for us because we might aswell put my crazy to good use and make it look good. Plus I think they are super bored and would rather play in my world because obviously my world is better.



oh and I want these.... may ask for them for my birthday. Nick made a sound of disgust so I'm guessing that he wont buy them for me. I'm devestated by my husbands lack of love for Lucy.
http://www.ebay.ca/itm/LOVE-LUCY-STRINGED-LIGHTS-SET-/330696025921?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_2&hash=item4cff04e741



Anyways my next post will hopefully contain Ben's Adventure Part 2. With a picture. Hoping to turn it into a poster. You will understand why when its done.

                                                   Having a goddamn fabulous night yall.

yay time for blogging

First a comic.

Ok now that I have FINALLY posted that(your welcome Ben) we can move on to other things.


Remember when I said that I may have a sleep disorder because I can't seem to sleep and stay awake all night? Well according to Nick I probably really do and should see my doctor. So he googled my symptoms and he diagnosed me with insomethingnia and told me that I'm taking melatonin to see if that works. Well it took us a while to find it. It fell behind the fridge. Apparently I should clean behind there more often.
Anyways he rescued it for me :) He's my hero.

And moving on to the topic that is Twitter. I joined. I know crazy. I said I wouldn't but thanks to peer pressure I did. And I have no idea how to use Twitter. Here is a convo over facebook between Fourmonkeys4me and I showing just how stupid I am when it comes to joining complicated sites.

And it just got worse from there. I thought last night that maybe after some sleep I would have a clear mind and figure it out this morning. This is so not the case. Here is my linky  https://twitter.com/#!/A3littlepiggies . Nothing exciting going on there yet but there may be in a few days if I figure it out.




Now onto something else that is new. My friend has started baking stuff for people. She's good at it.
Visit her here.
http://www.mommysyummybakedgoods.ca/

She currently has a contest for pet pics. According to her my cat's picture is not appropriate and she has to crop out Free Pussy.

That's Maverick.  He was like 10ish weeks old in this picture(the day we brought him home). He's a pussy and we got him for free which is why his first baby pic says Free Pussy.  Ya'll are sick to think otherwise :P

Alright my kids are now done making birthday card goodness and want to play. Have a great day!

Introducing Ben...

Ben is a friend.

                        Benjamin and I. We totally did the typical take picture of self thing that you see girls do on facebook


I met him in grade 9 french class while he was sitting next to a girl(you know who you are) putting paperclips in an outlet.

He texts alot so this will be much more confusing than usual as it will include what he says and she says and I'm already lost.


Anyways Ben likes unicorns.  Ben says he is AWESOME(he said it loud). He is helping me write about him. Ben says to add our friend Jessica D**n(I can't actually put her last name for privacy reasons). So yeah she is fabulous. And feeds me coffee sometimes. Coffee is good.


Back to Benjamin. Although we should call him BANJAMIN. You want a reason for that? It sounds excellent. You should all f***ing agree. 

He will be the star of an upcoming comic. About tanks...I can't tell you more because then there would be no point in making the comic about him and tanks.


Answer to Jessica's text to Ben :   No Jessica you cannot be an animal. Your human and your interupting my writing.


                           

                        A totally untrue story about Ben...


One day Ben decided that he would like a pet unicorn.
(Even I looked at him like he was crazy). Like really Ben get back in touch with reality!
Anyways he named his unicorn Sir. Spikeyspikeson. Well one day they were flying through the clouds when a flying armadello came along with a monkey(a real one) on its back. I know who woulda thought right? Ok so the monkey was all "HELP Ive been abducted by a armadello!". Ben trying to be all famous through my quiet little blog was all badass and drew his sword to battle the evil armadello. BUT he was tricked! Shocked right? It was really...

                 AN EVIL MONKEY!!!! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN

So Ben and Sir.Spikeyspikeson battled on for hours with the evil monkey in order to save the flying armadello. The poor armadello was traumatised by the entire ordeal and fainted on a cloud. The evil monkey lost the battle.

 I wont give details of the evil monkey's death just incase someones kid reads this crap. Your welcome for saving your kid from nights of nightmares.

Afterward the victorius Ben invited the armadello and Sir.Spikeyspikeson back to his log cabin deep within an enchanted forest for beer and to watch enchanted hockey.  The flying armadello turned out to be a nice fellow who also liked hockey and did the dishes since Ben doesn't like doing dishes. Oh and the armadellos name is potatoe. I don't think his mom liked him much and thought he would make a nice soup instead of a son but she was wrong because he can fly and is better than she is. Take that armadello mom. Anyways Ben, Sir.Spikeyspikeson and Potatoe joined a badass group to fight evil in the sky and in the enchanted forest because Ben is thoughtful like that and won't tolerate crazy people, creatures and drug dealing leprechauns.

Stay tuned for next weeks possible adventure!



That was part one of a possible series of Ben's adventures.  He helped write part of this...ok he didn't write shit but I just typed some of what he said including text from jessica. I'm not sure why she wants to be an animal either. She has kids so she probably lost her mind like I did a while back. That happens when you have kids. I'm gonna wrap this up now. I'm sure you all need to recover from this awe inspiring post about Ben. Have sweet f***ing dreams everyone.