Fridays shall be my post random crap that I find day. I know it kinda seems weird that im going to have a routine for posting but being that I am probably the most unorganized person in the world I thought It would be good to have some structure. don't worry I'm positive there will be more random posts that barily make sense in the future.
This video is for the kids hehehehehe!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWF86D_UNxc&list=FL9UyHI5ADFWoN0fdZv2SL4g&index=1&feature=plpp_video
This one is not for the kids, unless your a drunk cooker too then they see this crap all the time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT46FV64dr8
How to dance better than really really good. I make it rain tropical skittles! not for children who can read.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8bhreXejSs&list=FL9UyHI5ADFWoN0fdZv2SL4g&index=51&feature=plpp_video
Those theres some youtube videos to entertain you on this boring friday. I have to bake cookies and do crafts because the school decided to give the kids a day off . Oh and Rye has impetigo and is beyond pissed off about it. I don't blame him, it looks painful plus he has to take icky antibiotics. so far not a great start to this day.Thats all for now!
Friday, 20 January 2012
Thursday, 19 January 2012
Recipe Wednesdays! Apple muffins mmmm
Its like heaven in your face. So you should make these and loves me forever for creating such an awesome recipe. I tried others and they were dry and not very appley so I did some experimenting and finally perfected it. Awesome recipe during the fall after you go apple picking and they freeze well. Your welcome.
Apple muffins
2 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
1 cup sugar
lots of cinnamon...unless you don't like it much then do just a little
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup milk
1 cup applesauce instead of egg.
1/4 cup butter, melted
2 cups apple - peeled, cored and chopped
1.Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C). Lightly grease 12 muffin cups or
line with paper muffin liners.
2.Stir together flour, baking powder, sugar, cinnamon and salt. In a separate bowl,
stir together milk, applesauce and butter. Stir mixture into flour mixture just until combined
. Fold in chopped apples. Spoon batter into prepared muffin cups.
3.Bake in preheated oven for 20 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into center
of a muffin comes out clean.
Apple muffins
2 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
1 cup sugar
lots of cinnamon...unless you don't like it much then do just a little
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup milk
1 cup applesauce instead of egg.
1/4 cup butter, melted
2 cups apple - peeled, cored and chopped
1.Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C). Lightly grease 12 muffin cups or
line with paper muffin liners.
2.Stir together flour, baking powder, sugar, cinnamon and salt. In a separate bowl,
stir together milk, applesauce and butter. Stir mixture into flour mixture just until combined
. Fold in chopped apples. Spoon batter into prepared muffin cups.
3.Bake in preheated oven for 20 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into center
of a muffin comes out clean.
Monday, 16 January 2012
Swords vs. Guns
So for a while now hubby and I can't seem to agree one one thing. Should he get a gun or should I get a sword. Well I made a list of uses for each weapon and think he should buy me a sword. I found one with a pink handle!! I know amazing right?
So here we go!
Uses for guns
1) Act Macho holding it ( I seriously saw guys doing this at the range)
2) join a club
3) hunt
Uses for Swords
1) Hunt - Thats right I would hunt with a sword because im badass
2) chop fruits and vegetables ex. zuchinni
3) Act awesome by doing fancy swinging motions
4) knock down items that cannot be reached - I'm 5'2 so this seriously would come in handy
5) Carve a large roast
6) Pick up dirty laundry
7) Slay dragons - I know I say im waiting for zombie apocalypse but we should be prepared for dragons too. A gun would not be an appropiate weapon for dragon slaying, its just a ridiculas idea and not done. EVER.
8) Fighting zombies - gun makes too much noise and would only attract more zombies.
So even though my choice of weapon would obviously be the better choice neither one of us will get what we want...mostly cuz i have no money for either of those things or money to pay for proper storage( don't want the kids getting at dangerious stuff). Plus hubby would need to pay for a little card and papers saying he's allowed one. I got lots of dangerious toys laying around on the floor for zombies, dragons and intruders to trip on so we can get a head start on running. Does your family have a plan?
So here we go!
Uses for guns
1) Act Macho holding it ( I seriously saw guys doing this at the range)
2) join a club
3) hunt
Uses for Swords
1) Hunt - Thats right I would hunt with a sword because im badass
2) chop fruits and vegetables ex. zuchinni
3) Act awesome by doing fancy swinging motions
4) knock down items that cannot be reached - I'm 5'2 so this seriously would come in handy
5) Carve a large roast
6) Pick up dirty laundry
7) Slay dragons - I know I say im waiting for zombie apocalypse but we should be prepared for dragons too. A gun would not be an appropiate weapon for dragon slaying, its just a ridiculas idea and not done. EVER.
8) Fighting zombies - gun makes too much noise and would only attract more zombies.
So even though my choice of weapon would obviously be the better choice neither one of us will get what we want...mostly cuz i have no money for either of those things or money to pay for proper storage( don't want the kids getting at dangerious stuff). Plus hubby would need to pay for a little card and papers saying he's allowed one. I got lots of dangerious toys laying around on the floor for zombies, dragons and intruders to trip on so we can get a head start on running. Does your family have a plan?
Friday, 13 January 2012
I've got my knight in shining dragon scales
My husband has a history of injuring himself while playing sports at work. Well today was no different. No he did not dislocate his shoulder again or bang up a leg. He got hit in the face with a ball and his glasses cut him (glasses are highly dangerious and should be worn with caution). Being a good loving and comforting wife I told him that for his suffering today he was getting a BIG bowl of chili when he gets home and then I told him that I should send him to work in protective gear and bubble wrap from now on. This was his response.
"riot gear would be best, and a weapon to fend off invaders!!! then i can take down dragons and wear their scales as armour!!!"
This is why I married him <3
WTF?!
http://www.metronews.ca/london/local/article/1069102--audio-fontana-unveils-london-s-new-theme-song
Turns out London has a theme song. Its not catchy its annoying. How the f*** is london the city of opportunity? Does the mayor not notice the unemployment rate? There are homeless people, and families who are struggling because they have no jobs and its impossible to find work. In my opinion this song is entirly inappropiate and insulting to everyone who has lost their job and can't pay their bills. City of opportunity my ass. The money that was spent producing this song could have fed alot of mouths but no the money went towards an embarrassing song instead of helping PEOPLE.
Turns out London has a theme song. Its not catchy its annoying. How the f*** is london the city of opportunity? Does the mayor not notice the unemployment rate? There are homeless people, and families who are struggling because they have no jobs and its impossible to find work. In my opinion this song is entirly inappropiate and insulting to everyone who has lost their job and can't pay their bills. City of opportunity my ass. The money that was spent producing this song could have fed alot of mouths but no the money went towards an embarrassing song instead of helping PEOPLE.
Amazing youtube videos!!! yay!!!
amusing things to watch. Maybe I'll make fridays "random stupid stuff on the internet day"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcruBy7iU_w I dance like that all the time ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7movKfyTBII&ob=av2e Eveyone knows this song aswell as seen the strange video but I wanted to share that Nick and I think this guy looks kinda like Uncle Dordan(written about previously).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCRE9qOgbug&list=FL9UyHI5ADFWoN0fdZv2SL4g&index=2&feature=plpp_video Theres no words to describe how happy this makes me. baaa
http://www.zombo.com/ Remember this? You can do anything at zombo.com, anything at all!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcruBy7iU_w I dance like that all the time ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7movKfyTBII&ob=av2e Eveyone knows this song aswell as seen the strange video but I wanted to share that Nick and I think this guy looks kinda like Uncle Dordan(written about previously).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCRE9qOgbug&list=FL9UyHI5ADFWoN0fdZv2SL4g&index=2&feature=plpp_video Theres no words to describe how happy this makes me. baaa
http://www.zombo.com/ Remember this? You can do anything at zombo.com, anything at all!
Thursday, 12 January 2012
comic anyone?
During a visit with a friend I mentioned the idea of starting a comic on this blog. I can't draw so obviously it would be a stick person comic. He refuses to read it if its made out of stick people. So my new idea is to draw him as a stick person. He can't hate himself unless of course he's F****ed up. So I have been thinking...maybe I SHOULD do a comic about him and his adventures and he can be the most adorable stick person ever! And of course add nick and I as we are more awesome than he is even if he's hating on stick people and himself. Dordan if your reading this yes im drinking the Amaretto that you brought over for me and YES I'm serious about making a stick person comic about you because your too far away to stop me. Muahahahahaha! Comic coming soon!
Also my day totally got shittier from this morning. Not only did miss. S barf ALL OVER THE HOUSE but rye has the runs and so badly that his diaper blew up at nap time and this icky gel stuff came out of it. I know gross and you probably hate me for sharing but I already warned that this blog may sometimes offend others. And wtf is up with exploding diapers and that gel??? Is cheap whatever choice brand trying to kill us??? If they are going to put gel in diapers they should use more chemicals to make it easier to clean up. This is why I usually use cloth diapers, I dont have to clean up gel pellets.
Also my day totally got shittier from this morning. Not only did miss. S barf ALL OVER THE HOUSE but rye has the runs and so badly that his diaper blew up at nap time and this icky gel stuff came out of it. I know gross and you probably hate me for sharing but I already warned that this blog may sometimes offend others. And wtf is up with exploding diapers and that gel??? Is cheap whatever choice brand trying to kill us??? If they are going to put gel in diapers they should use more chemicals to make it easier to clean up. This is why I usually use cloth diapers, I dont have to clean up gel pellets.
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