Random sh!t on the internet day!

I think everyone knows I have a youtube addiction.... so here yea go!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3rbv_QbAU4&list=FL9UyHI5ADFWoN0fdZv2SL4g&index=3&feature=plpp_video   ahaha he's so sexy with his socks and moves. I can't stop giggling!

Here's something special that I would like to share. My husband is the star in this indiana jone style shoplifting video from back in the day. He was in the broadcasting class.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o6QE8czNqE&list=FL9UyHI5ADFWoN0fdZv2SL4g&index=44&feature=plpp_video

Pictures I had meant to post last week but totally didn't..

..because I'm an unorganized lazy person with alot of kids who take up the little energy I have...and the hole gettin sick thing didn't help because honestly strep I don't need your help falling behind and can do so on my own. Oh and you can go away please so I can swallow without pain. definatly still sufferin but I'm awake so I probably shouldn't complain even though thats one of my many talents. 

So here are some pictures of my super adorable kids during our cookie making adventure last week. I havent posted anything about them recently and thought I should since its kinda promised in the "About me" bit on the side  over there somewhere---->
Plus all the other mommies are posting about their kids and make me look like a crazy unloving parent. Which im not because instead of posting about my kids all day I do stuff with them. I'm sure when they are older they are gonna look back on their childhood and go "making cookies and having nerf gun wars with mom was fun" while other peoples kids will be like remember the days when our mom was so focused on us that instead of playing she was posting about us shitting ourselves on facebook and blogs? Pull out the nerf guns and shoot at your kids instead of posting about them!  My kids are at school and napping so im allowed to post about them :P I win!

                                          Rykers first chocolate chip cookie.

mmmm yummyness!

Porn for pregnant ladies!

Hahahahaha came across this blog and thought this was funny.
http://www.pregnantchicken.com/pregnant-chicken-blog/2012/1/17/porn-for-pregnant-ladies.html

You don't have to be pregnant to enjoy this!




Ok I promise a real post later but Miss.S and Rye are staring at me like I have 2 heads for laughing at my laptop and I must go entertain them before school and naptime or they may try to murder me in my sleep. 

Tip of the day

Toothpaste does not belong in ones eye. It does not feel good.

I have now done my duty in protecting you. Your welcome.

Explanation for my disapearing act plus some

I'm a magician! muahaha!!!


Ok I'm actually not but it would be cool if I was right?  So instead of being awesome I got strep throat and slept Sat, Sun and Monday. Most of that was a blur of Nick shoving painkillers and infection fighting pills down my throat and my fever being so bad that everything was spinning and my cat had 5 heads. I'm still currently high off a mixture of advil, tylonal and antibiotics so if this post seems a tad weird then you know why. So I will start  with posting a comic I made last week but never had a chance to post due to my non magical abilities of getting very VERY sick. Than I shall post instructions on how to make garlicky creamy potato soup that I promised Jordan. The comic introduces Jordan. He's awesome and feeds me alcohol. I'm sure encouraging my drinking is probably a bad idea but I don't mind.

Ok so here's how to make potato soup. Take how ever many potatos you feel like making soupy. If you want lots I reccomend more than 5 large potatoes....maybe like 7-10. Cut skin off and chop into smaller peices. If you have managed to get this far put your chopped potato into a big pot with lots of water and boil untill easily mashable. Drain about half the water when ready to mash it up. Ok so now that the potato is mashed add however much minced garlic you want, salt, pepper, oregano, shredded carrots, celery and chopped onion. Then add come coffee cream and milk untill it looks soupy. Taste test alot during this to make sure you add enough salt and garlic. You can probably add sour cream if you want. I havent froze any yet  so I can't say if it freezes well but im sure it will freeze just fine. It will thicken in fridge so when reheating you will need to add a little milk. This is not an exact recipe as I just started mixing this stuff together one night when I hadnt hit up the grocery store and lacked food and had a hungry family to feed so I just did what looked good with what I had.  Oh don't forget to wash the potatos.

Your welcome Jordan.. Thanks for making me screw up the blog routine that I was attempting to create but I did it for you because you are a cherished friend who promised me skyrim and its my blog so I create the rules and break them if I want to. I wont be posting a recipe tomorrow. I'll possibly post another comic though because theres another one I made last week that I had planned to share but didn't due to sleeping for 3 days with fever induced hallucinations. If ya'll are worried the cat is back down to one head and theres no need to rush him to the vet for some weird growing extra heads disease.

Go adsense! hahahaha

I thought it was worth sharing this amazingness. I knew that adsense would post ad's that are somehow related to the topics of my blog but I didnt even expect to see a gun ad.

Sad Nick